The pop tart fatass Brit has finally come to her senses and realized that she is fat and needs to lose mucho weight ASAP. She's so desperate to rein in her ballooning weight that she has turned to a "new diet-and-beauty pill that promises to curb her junk-food cravings" reports the ever reliable Star magazine.
The once hot pop star has been upset that she's unable to lose the extra 20 pounds (I'm pretty certain its more like 50 lbs) she's gained since December. Duh...If I stuffed my fat face with $18 burgers at Moon Shadows every day I'd be a cow too.
"The 140-lb. pop star is currently negotiating to become the spokeswoman for NV, an all natural appetite suppressant developed in Canada that promises to help a person drop 35 pounds in six weeks"
Don’t you love how they sugar coat doing coke...I mean the 'Hollywood Diet' with pretty words like 'all natural' and 'help' ?
"Britney is at her wit's end," a source close to the singer tells Star. "She wants to lose weight, but she's having the most difficult time doing it"
Federjerk isn't helping the situation out himself. "She'll be lacing up her running shoes, getting ready for a long power walk on the beach outside their Malibu home, and Kevin will saunter into the bedroom and say, 'Hey, babe, let's get stoned and go grab a bite.' And Britney can't resist."
Keep stuffing your face sweetie, you look great! In fact you can soooo afford to pack on another 20-25 pounds...now that’s HOT!
The once hot pop star has been upset that she's unable to lose the extra 20 pounds (I'm pretty certain its more like 50 lbs) she's gained since December. Duh...If I stuffed my fat face with $18 burgers at Moon Shadows every day I'd be a cow too.
"The 140-lb. pop star is currently negotiating to become the spokeswoman for NV, an all natural appetite suppressant developed in Canada that promises to help a person drop 35 pounds in six weeks"
Don’t you love how they sugar coat doing coke...I mean the 'Hollywood Diet' with pretty words like 'all natural' and 'help' ?
"Britney is at her wit's end," a source close to the singer tells Star. "She wants to lose weight, but she's having the most difficult time doing it"
Federjerk isn't helping the situation out himself. "She'll be lacing up her running shoes, getting ready for a long power walk on the beach outside their Malibu home, and Kevin will saunter into the bedroom and say, 'Hey, babe, let's
Keep stuffing your face sweetie, you look great! In fact you can soooo afford to pack on another 20-25 pounds...now that’s HOT!
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